A Critical Hit of 30 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Barbarians, Clerics, and Druids Rolling a Natural 20 (August 24, 2024)

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Aug 24, 2024 3:00 PM EDT

Have you ever subbed for your DM? 

We've all been in a pinch before where your loyal Dungeon Master has some trip planned on a three-day weekend or simply wants to spend an evening with his family and not his DnD party (traitor). Although they've been your DM for the last 3 centuries in your DnD plotline, nobody else in the party has ever dared take a look behind the curtain of their story-crafting skills. How is it done? What do we do? Where do the NPCs come from? Could we run the story in their stead? 

But you see, this is exactly why we don't ask how the sausage is made. 

Your Dungeon Master has conducted your DnD nights so thoroughly and so perfectly for so many years that the one time they're absent, the whole world is set on pause. Perhaps you think your Bard can step up and take over the reins for once, but you'll just find your party trapped in a tavern with NPCs with half-baked background stories and a cursed object blocking the front door. 

Let's keep the DMing to the experts and just take a week off next time your main guy can't come and play god-mode with your party. It's safer for your entire Dungeons and Dragons universe that way. In the meantime, scroll onward my fellow paladins, fighters, and druids! Magical memes await you (and they're not even cursed).

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  • 01
    MEN'S TEAM FINAL ROTATION JAPAN 230.595 UKRAINE 226895 ITALY 221.928 UNITED STATES 215.322 Waiting for everyone else to take their turns in combat so I can go finish the fight and deal 100 points of damage LIVE
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    When your whole party is dying but you're just a bard...
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    Gahhh!! You look lost! Can offer you any assistance? Bert, the Human who only spoke common....
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    Wizards at every possible opportunity *Casting Fireball in an small room*
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    you can play dnd! ...by running it yourself
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    NPCs trying to get out of the party's Body Bag Of Holding
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    When my D&D players refuse to pick up the obviously super cursed, jewel encrusted, skull in a dungeon YOU'RE NO FUN! RUN DMG
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    Thinking about how you get to play DnD tonight Remembering you're the DM and haven't done any preparation
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    Player who just found a different way into the cave DM ि Could you just use the main cave entrance from now on? The main cave entrance
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    I need all of the shops in my D&D worlds to have a sign like this LE INT T HAVE A KNIFE DAY NEXT
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    Being a player Being the DM ARMORION Me Where are the blue pills?
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    DMs after you kill a boss early l lost ILOST?? WAIT A MINUTE I'M NOT SUPOSSED TO LOSE LET ME SEE THE SCRIPT lethal encounter difficulty
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    The party at after any minor inconvenience So anyway, I started blasting
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    WHAT PEOPLE THINK ITS LIKE BEING THE DUNGEON MASTER WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY LIKE BEING THE DUNGEON MASTER @dndmemes FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
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    When the DM's homebrew names tend to have real-world influences QhorinHalfman Should we tell them their god is a 20th century car rental company?
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    tinsnip Oh you should for sure pick that up
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    The wizard with a -2 strength modifier ready to punch the cleric back to life You know, I'm something of a healer myself mafip.com
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    1d4 Dammage Friends A level 1 Wizard
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    The barbarian waiting for the Wizard's turn to end so he can go whack whack twice
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    Things to day that will always start a fight. STRENGTH 20 STRENGTH +5 +5 20 How do you fill out your character sheet?
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    Me trying to voice an NPC biring Forgetting how the NPC sounds, and making up a new voice each time
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    AND DICE DIBLE DICE MADE OF SURAL AND DICE BIBLE ICE MADE OF SUGAR GEEKXGIRLS.COM Sugar and Dice Edible Dice Sets *dice rolls 1* Me: SCREWYOU *eats dice* *The party not knowing they're edible*
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    NAL: GED: RING OF THE GRAMMARIAN While wearing this ring, you may change one letter in a spell name to another to create an entirely new spell. MAGE HAND MAGE BAND om Roland
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    DM Once I became a parent I finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions he just dies.
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    CONSTITUTION +4 18 CONSTITUTION 18 +4
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    Planning an RPG session and trying to guess everything your players might do and what you'll have to be prepared for:
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    TE Me explaining my plan to get D&D into the next Olympics made
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  • 28
    I think we're all in a dark place- D&D Addicts Anonymous I Have Darkvision!
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    D Haven't prepped the session because I'm stressed Stressed because I haven't prepped the session
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    My friends enjoying their ongoing D&D game My inconvenient work schedule
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    rabittooth Wizard I am not trying to rob you! Wizard Rogue with a cursed magic item I'm trying to help you.
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